What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:53
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Minds and Behinds
10 candidates who could fill the Dallas Stars’ head coaching vacancy - Dallas News
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Most companies are already raising prices or plan to because of tariffs, data shows - CNBC
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Then came..
YieldMax® ETFs Announces Distributions on XYZY, WNTR, SMCY, AIYY, MSTY, and Others - GlobeNewswire
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Adventure Calls from the Lost City of Un’Goro, Hearthstone’s Next Expansion - Blizzard Entertainment
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
DOOM: The Dark Ages | Update 1 Release Notes - Slayers Club
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Bill Atkinson, architect of the Mac’s graphical soul, dies at 74 - Ars Technica
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?